Thanks It's the Trauma T-Shirt

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Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00
Sleeve length, in	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

1.50Thanks, It’s the Trauma | The Ultimate "Dark Humor" Tee 🖤🩹✨

If your coping mechanism is a mix of sarcasm and impeccable style, this one's for you. This "Thanks, It’s the Trauma" tee is for the ones who have done the work, felt the feels, and came out the other side with a top-tier sense of humor. It’s giving unfiltered honesty, self-aware vibes, and peak main character energy.

Perfect for the healing era, therapy Thursdays, or just hanging out with your besties who get it. It’s a bold, witty staple for anyone who knows that sometimes the best way to handle the past is to wear it with a wink. ☕️🌙🧘‍♀️

The Details You’ll Love:

☁️ Blissful Softness: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton (Gildan Softstyle®). At a lightweight 4.5 oz/yd², it’s as soft as your favorite oversized lounge tee—perfect for those "inner child" healing days.
🌎 Ethically Sourced: Crafted from ethically grown and harvested US cotton. We’re proud members of the US Cotton Trust Protocol and Oeko-Tex certified, ensuring your era is both conscious and high-quality.
🏷️ Sensory Bliss: Features a pearlized, tear-away label. Because you have enough to process without a scratchy tag adding to the overstimulation.
👟 Classic Fit: The crew neckline and clean fit deliver a versatile style that looks effortlessly chic tucked into jeans or paired with cozy joggers.

Quick Specs:

Feature	Details
Slogan	Thanks, It’s the Trauma
Material	100% Ring-spun cotton (Content varies for heathers)
Fit	Classic Unisex / Crew Neck
Vibe	Sarcastic / Relatable / Aesthetic

🎨 Style Note: Due to the natural fabric properties, our White color variant may appear as a soft off-white rather than a stark, bright white—it’s that perfect, muted vintage aesthetic that goes with everything. ☁️🥀🕯️

Fabric Blends:

Heather Colors: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester
Sport Grey & Antique Colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Ready to own your story? Grab your tee and keep turning that history into a vibe! 🖤🎞️💫

Thanks It's the Trauma T-Shirt